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Saturday, 15 October 2011

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I AM GRUMPY.
15:49

Friday, 1 January 2010

♥ Terms of Enslavement

Below mentioned are the non-negotiable terms of enslavement:

1. You have to slog for me, regardless of whether you will die in the process

2. Your enslavement lasts ? years, and do not expect anything from me in return

3. I can punish you in anyway I deem fit

4. Your rights end the moment you are my slave

5. You shall become penniless under me. Any attempts at changing this fact will land you in my lockup.

6. You are my dog. Do whatever I tell you without questioning me or thinking twice

7. Your working week is 5.5 days, not 5. Any OT will not necessarily equate to more off days

8. To get a slightly better terms, sign a longer contract with me. Your working week is reduced to 5, you will not become broke, you will have power over those who did not sign the contract, and, in order for me to have smarter pets, I will subsidise your education.


All in all, you will feel better off being a construction worker. Just so happens that you do not have the choice.





Acknowledgements
Thanks Esmond for making this post possible


If you know what this term is referring to, you would also know that you shouldn't hazard a guess online. It is dangerous to do so, no matter whether you got it right or wrong.

I AM GRUMPY.
19:39

Thursday, 31 December 2009

♥ 2009 -> 2010

It's New Year's Eve... Time to publish another blog post lest people say that I keep befriending the trees etc.

With regards to befriending the forest, I doubt it will ever be over. The people up there are certainly so clever and resourceful, so how will it ever end? New things will definitely be implemented along the way, lengthening the process.

The year 2009 wasn't a good one. Certainly hope 2010 is better.

Nothing to post...

Happy New Year to all

I AM GRUMPY.
18:31


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